On the Lam(b)

OK, so they're not actually lambs either but man, can't resist using this title!

So we have sheep.  Sheep are great grazers and I use them for herding training with my dogs too.  Also, sheep are dumbs.  Sorry guys, you just are.  They're also creepy as hell especially at night where they lurk in the brush with their ghostly faces, green eye shine, and just watch you go about your business in the dark looking every bit the part of psychotic wolves or something worse.

So anyway, the sheep were grazing the weeds in the horse areas (yay productive) and then it rained (yay rain).  Sheep got wet, sheep were able to go under electric fence, sheep found rando hole in the neighbors fence and ended up on the next road over standing under a road sign like the dummies they are.

Our neighbors were driving in and saw them standing like dummies and called us.  I left work to find the jerks, couldn't find them, so drove all over the place on the UTV looking for them.  After enlisting the Sheriffs to help and telling them where I thought they had roamed up onto someone's property and how I didn't want to be shot, they headed up there to look while I drove around some more.  Got caught in a rain storm and SOAKED so I headed home where I was half naked with dripping clothes and... sheriff called and said they were right where we thought they might be.  I threw on half an outfit (sexy yo), grabbed a bucket of feed and walked up to the spot.  A quick SHEEPIE SHEEPIE and they came tearing over to me (yay fundamental training) and we trotted our way home with a police escort.  #truestory